An Introduction

Wowza... my first post! Better make it interesting. 


Incase you don't know me already (that sentence seems pretty pointless as all of my current followers are people I know,) my name is Francesca Price and I like to write. I also like not acting my age, christmas, rum and books. 


As this is my first post I'll keep it short and interesting. Lets break the ice with some jokes?


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a muscle.


I got complimented on my driving today, they left a lovely little note on my windscreen saying 'Parking Fine.' That was nice.


Until tomorrow petis pois!